Once Upon A Time...

This is a creative story one of my friends wrote up to entice fellow friends to assist another friend to move house this weekend. I thought it was hilarious and original so I would like to share it with you all.

¨Once upon a time there was a princess named Levine. Levine didn't know a lot, but she always made sure her nails were pretty and she skipped her meals so she would look fierce when she danced to Jessica Mauboy.

Levine had a very cute and pretty kitten friend named Sez and the two of them comforted each other on all matters of the heart.

But in the castle there was a darker creature. A creature that growled and stamped around. It was female in gender but not in appearance for this was a loathsome manifestation of evil. Sez was not pushed around by the creature though as she was no threat, but Princess Levine would often anger the beast by looking fierce and playing her music loud.

One day, it came time to make her escape so she searched wide and far for a humble dwelling and found one, but it would take a group of loyal friends to help her on the treacherous journey. She asked the folliiwing friends.

Ilonka - Queen of Glamour
Ed - The Left Handed Ninja Lord
Hamid - The Sultan of Furry Goodness
Cristian - The Fabulous Amigo
and
Lady Rose - Mistress of Desire

She realised that not all heroes could join her on her journey as they would be otherwise occupied but some would come to make the escape that little bit easier.

As time went on other friends heard of his trouble and offered their assistance such as Ilonka's servant in her realm. She gave him magic ribena juice to power him up and off they both went.Now there was another ally.

Andruska - the Man-Thing

Further along the road the heroes noticed a very tall creature crying. When we asked it what was wrong, it replied 'the princess is escaping and she didn't ask me for my help'.

The heroes turned around and said 'we didn't know you wanted to. What is your name?'

'Babooshka - the Bamboozled Doll-Giant'

'Come and help then Babooshka' said the gang. And off they went on their merry way.

'I only faked the tears you dumb c*%ts', she said in a stupid british accent.

Once settled, Princess Levine would celebrate with her allies, especially Sez who would never be forgotten!¨